I don't have very much to say about American Idol this week. Basically, it sucked. If I had to sum up the show in one word, it would be "turd". If I had to sum it up in two, they would be "large turd".
The idiot who picked the theme "Top iTunes 100" should be taken out back immediately and shot. There wasn't a single good song choice in the whole she-bang, Adam Lambert managed to kill another one of my favorite songs, and I found more amusement in watching my cat lie prone on the floor then I did for almost all of the performances. Official prediction: Either Anoop or Megan goes home. Chances are it's Anoop, but I'm secretly hoping its Megan.
Since talking about Idol leaves me with a bad taste in my mouth. I will instead leave you with five facts that are definitely 100% utterly true.
1) I love pickles.
2) I've had inappropriate dreams about Miss Piggy and Gonzo.
3) I hate comic books and I buy them solely for the fact that they appreciate in value.
4) I find sporting events to be rather boring. The lone exception to this is cricket, which I understand perfectly.
5) I have decided to become a vegetarian and will never eat another steak, hamburger
hot dog again.
APRIL FOOLS!
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
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