I'm tired and cranky. As such, here are a few things I'd like to get off my chest.
To the Iranian Government: Congratulations! Your regime just got pwned by twitter. Defeated by 140 characters or less, sucks to be you.
To Twitter: Don't try to use the Iranian protests as an excuse, your website STILL has no practical purpose.
To my cat: I swear, cat, I will start pawing at you when you're sleeping to see how you like it. And yes I know that you probably will like it because you're a cat and you like it when anything with a pulse touches you. But I'll do it anyways.
To Thomas Jefferson: I still don't get why you're on the nickel. You sucked as a president. Just sayin'.
To vampires: I'm onto you guys. Watch your backs.
To the people who live next to my apartment: I'm proud to be an American too, but you don't hear me blaring the song at 3 AM in the morning while screaming how wasted I am while I serve underagers (which I know to be underagers because they scream out "Wooooo! I'm 19 and I'm WASTED!"). Keep this up and I'm sure the police will be proud to be Americans while they arrest your asses for partying on a TUESDAY.
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