Two of my friends got engaged this weekend. My first reaction: giddy girl-like squealing. My second reaction: God, I hope there's a open bar. My third reaction: giddy girl-like squealing over the prospect of an open bar.
I've had three burritos in the course of 48 hours. I would say I'm going a bit overboard but then I remembered my hayday where I'd eat nothing but burritos. I'm probably going to eat two more today. One because I'm hungry, and the other to prove that I can.
I still don't understand the phrase "sucking on a chili dog". Damn you John Cougar Mellencamp! On a totally unrelated sidenote, I wish my middle name was Cougar.
If I had to describe this weekend in two words, they would be "pretty" and "awesome". If I had to describe the upcoming week in four words, they would be "evil", "doom", "destruction" and "alabaster."
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